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Ah, the first date. Men seem to go to a first date with a mattress strapped to their backs. But I don't move a relationship to a first date often, so this is a real treat for me. An opportunity for face-to-face flirting that will increase my alertness and well-being. An opportunity for a second date. A graduation from chat and e-mail. The next level of intimacy. A chance to learn more about her... and more about myself. My first impression has already been made.

Maybe that's why I'm still single?

But this is no time for slacking. I must surpass myself. Above all, I must be a gentleman. (oooooo... I hope she wears a dress and heels! I love the way heels accentuate the curves of a woman's legs!) But, as you will see, I have a problem:


Victoria's Secret salesgirl to couple: Our bras are 15% off today.

Male: I prefer it when your bras are 100% off.

Victoria's Secret salesgirl (with a blank look on her face): That wouldn't make sense. Then they would be free.


Women want to laugh. Women want funny. I'm not funny. I'm not creative. I need training. No, not Bash kind of training. Something more respectable. Something...


Maybe that's why I'm still single? Hmmmmm... Hello? 1-800-mattress? I'd like to cancel my order...

(Rowan Atkinson is a funny, funny guy. This video can be found here.)


Original posting by bindependent on Sep 28, 2009 at http://www.braincrave.com/viewblog.php?id=11

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